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Trope-a-Day: BFG
BFG: Oh, several. Let’s start with “that created by any excuse to shove antimatter rifle-grenades in your sluggun (see: Abnormal Ammo) or battle carbine and cut loose”, shall we? There are also a...
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You Can’t Sheathe It, Either
“Excuse me? Could you tell me why this sword is so highly priced?” “Ah, that’s because this is a mollyblade. The edge is single-layer graphene, less than a nanometer thick. It’ll slice cleanly...
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Trope-a-Day: Hand Cannon
Hand Cannon: You can, indeed, fit some bloody powerful mass drivers into handgun-sized weapons, these days – although even with recoil compensation, etc., it helps to have some of those military-grade...
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The Breakfast Of Champions
DROPSHIPS: EMPIRE OF THE STAR The final entry in this section, affectionately known to the Imperial Legions as the “Big Ugly Breakfast 1” – and less affectionately known to almost everyone else as...
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Trope-a-Day: IKEA Weaponry
IKEA Weaponry: There are a number of these, mostly analogous to their real-world equivalents. The exception is Eye-in-the-Flame Arms’s Puzzle Pistol, which is a 3D puzzle made from geometric chunks of...
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Trope-a-Day: Marked Bullet
Marked Bullet: You can actually buy gun add-ons to engrave the flechettes (with elegant and situationally relevant haiku, even, in the case of the Eye-in-the-Flame Warrior-Poet Gun) – granted, it’s too...
View ArticleYeah, Maybe Not That Short
Academician Sesca Galith stepped up behind the podium, and tapped it gently to begin. The audience quieted rapidly as she held up a wickedly-pointed poniard, of oddly-textured metal, with lights...
View Article…And The Strength Of The Wolf Is The Pack
The MMR-144 Parasol rockets launcher. No, it’s not a rocket launcher. It’s a rockets launcher. That’s because the MMR-144 fires a single unguided projectile which acts as a bus for twelve smart...
View ArticleLightning Strikes
from the Eye-in-the-Flame Arms internal memeweave archives From: Aldysis Cyprium (Directorate)To: Diziet Cyprium (Director of Entertaining Research)Subject: FULGURANT TRIBULATION It’s not that we’re...
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Air Wings Sold Separately
Bringing the what-the to warfare once again, and following on from both the unquestionable success of Nuclear War In A Can, and their earlier semi-portable combat drone product Janissary In A Drum,...
View ArticleBigger and Uglier
DROPSHIPS: EMPIRE OF THE STAR This supplement to the current edition of Naval Warships presents an update to the infamous Flapjack– and Flapjack II-class cavalry dropships. The Imperial Navy has...
View ArticleGot To Be Sharp
“And this is our design for a sword edged with a topological defect. We probably shouldn’t go to prototype before we can better simulate the consequences, though.” “Why, what are the consequences?”...
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